Political Correctness For Teenagers

In today's "politically correct" world, it seems we have to careful about everything we say. As educators and parents, we have to be especially careful!

I received the following list of politically correct terms for today's teens from a friend today. Enjoy!
  • No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
  • You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
  • Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
  • These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
  • Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
  • Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
  • Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
  • You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
  • You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."

Any to add?

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